i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
Reblogging against just because these are the best tweets I have ever seen xp
$40.50
Aww, hell….
$51 dollas baby. ~heretic status~
only $44
Josh, what have you been doing
$20.00… Crap, I am such a goody two-shoes
$63 i’m sorry what
$71 …. and I am a good person ask anyone.
(Source: young-wild-reckless-teens)
We talked for a few minutes. She told me that she’d had a plan to join the Navy out of high school, but that fell apart because her knees were bad. She told me that she’d just finished working a 12 hour shift on a food truck. She told me that she’d moved to New York for no reason, just to get out of Kansas. “But I’m so glad I came,” she said.
“Why’s that?” I asked. Her eyes began to water.
“Because I’m so in love with a girl right now.”
(via garenwhitmore)
What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done?
I’m becoming super attracted to Tyler Posey but I think it’s only because it’s becoming more and more obvious that he’s gay and that just makes me happy
(Source: gay4tylerposey, via thehomosexuallyfrustrated)
2 Lesbians Went To A Macklemore Concert And This Is What They Got
Grab your Kleenex. Eye water is about to happen.
(Source: freedomequalitywholeness, via lgbtgivesmehope)
This might be the single greatest thing I have ever seen.
(Source: itsacokecan, via quarksandcoyotes)
Someone please open a ‘cat cafe’ near my office like the ones they have in Japan. Visitors get to order coffee, tea and pastries and hang out with cats. Heaven.
I NEED TO GO TO THIS PLACE OH LORD WHERE IS THIS I NEED TO GO
HELP ME
(via lanadelwhore)
becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
wait what?
did i stutter
(via quarksandcoyotes)
